Until you begged for mercy twice

May 19

[video]

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via yesterdayisadisgrace)

[video]

lzbth:

‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’

(via marrymepizza)

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(via fregg)

My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a male based fandom. PROVE HIM WRONG AND REBLOG IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND A FAN OF LOTR!

dragonlordoferebor:

booksandcatslover:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

I AM NO MAN

I AM NO MAN

MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM 

(Source: madamlegolas, via fregg)

Reblog for Satan, ignore for Jesus.

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

kilisbeard:

always reblog for Satan

(Source: br0ken-knuckles, via thewalkingassbutt)

[video]

May 18

(Source: sgtwilliamjames, via thescarfofsherlock)

[video]

bohemea:

Mila Kunis by Ruven Afanador

(via finn-nelson)